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Reviews of Alte Kalkoefen Lodge This rating is a reflection of how the property compares to the industry standard when it comes to price, facilities and services available. It's based on a self-evaluation by the property. Use this rating to help choose your stay!

1439 Keetmanshoop, 9000 Simplon, Namibia

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Review Score

Based on 85 hotel reviews

9.6

Score breakdown

  • Cleanliness

    9.7

  • Comfort

    9.7

  • Location

    9.3

  • Facilities

    9.5

  • Staff

    9.8

  • Value for money

    9.4

  • Free WiFi

    8.0

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  • Reviewed: April 28, 2024

    10
    We brought my parents to experiance the real Namibian hospitality and you realy impresed them.
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Apartment With Shared Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night

    The road to your place was a bit corrigated.

    The breakfast was excellent thank you. The decor in your units is interesting and well planned. The succulants was very interesting and brilliantly done.

    Stayed in April 2024

  • Reviewed: March 17, 2024

    10
    A very nice 2-night stop and opportunity to relax.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 2 nights

    Nothing in particular.

    This was an very nice lodge, off the beaten track in an interesting location. The host was exceptionally welcoming and friendly and the staff were extremely helpful. We had dinner and breakfast and the food and service was excellent. The buildings were full of interesting features. W could see game from the verandah.

    Stayed in February 2024

  • Reviewed: January 17, 2024

    10
    Location and amazing staff
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Apartment With Shared Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Nothing

    Manager on-site was perfect, dinner was to die for.

    Stayed in January 2024

  • Reviewed: January 6, 2024

    10
    An outstanding experience - we will never forget the beauty of this place and the friendly team! ;-)
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Apartment With Shared Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night

    The friendly and welcoming staff - they are awesome people! We will never forget our outstanding christmas eve there. Thank you so much!

    Stayed in December 2023

  • Reviewed: December 4, 2023

    9.0
    This Lodge deserves a full recommendation.
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Apartment with Mountain View
    • Stayed 1 night

    Nothing to say!

    Our self catering chalet was very well equipped, very clean and comfortable. Beds were also very comfortable and shower was very functional and pleasant. We could park the car at our chalet. The pool was also very inviting and well maintained. The natural garden and especially Frikkie's Lithops (Living Stone) collection is huge and so interesting and very special. The dinner as well as the breakfast was divine and presented with so much love and care. It was well above our expectations. Thank you Hilde, Janco and all the other staff members. You were amazing.

    Stayed in November 2023

  • Reviewed: November 21, 2023

    9.0
    Excellent stay in a historic location
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Apartment With Shared Bathroom
    • Stayed 4 nights

    The only problem we had occurred in the evenings when we tried to air the house from the heat of the day. There were no fly screens in front of the windows or doors. As soon as the sun set big moths would fly into the house, this was annoying. Fly screens would be helpful, or changing the light bulbs from bright white to yellow, moths are not attracted to yellow light.

    We rented a self catering cottage with 2 bedrooms, kitchen, living room and bath, the house was clean, well furnished and comfy, especially the beds were very comfortable. The house was decorated with artifacts from the past. There was A/C in the bedrooms and a patio with a braai complemented the house, in addition to a terrace on the east side. A great place to watch birds and other wildlife, we observed springbock and oryx. On the property was a restaurant, a nice pool (I made frequent use of) and an old Kalkofen. The owner was a member of the Lithops society and a Lithoparium on the grounds showed hundreds of species of the plant. There were also several walks one could take, if it was not too hot. The restaurant offered excellent food, 3 course dinners or delicious lunches with view of a water hole where wildlife congregated to drink in the evening.

    Stayed in November 2023

  • Reviewed: November 15, 2023

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Family Room
    • Stayed 3 nights

    Our visit to Alte Kalkoefen Lodge was a highlight of our Namibia trip. The owners and staff were incredibly welcoming, making us feel at home from the start. The lodge exceeded our expectations in comfort and cleanliness. Another highlight is definitely the food they serve. Suuuuper delicious! The genuine friendliness of everyone there was remarkable. A special touch was receiving a jar of their delicious relish at departure, a favorite of ours during the stay.

    Stayed in October 2023

  • Reviewed: November 13, 2023

    10
    Amazing experience
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Nothing

    The owners were very friendly and welcoming and went out of their way to make our stay pleasurable The food was delicious. The rooms were large and clean and had everything needed for an overnight stay. The view from the balcony and the sunset was amazing The sunset drive was awesome.

    Stayed in October 2023

  • Reviewed: October 8, 2023

    10
    A perfect stopover on the way to Sossussvlei
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Nothing. We should have stayed two nights!

    The place is a jewel in the middle of nowhere but had every comfort. It was quirky and imaginative and the attention to detail was absolutely perfect. We wanted to meet Hilde to chat about her lithops but was unfortunately away. Frikkie looked after us so well. We had a perfect and restful time in the wonderful chalets. Lots of wildlife and the largest flock of guinea fowl. Highly recommended for the excellent food (both dinner and breakfast) and the attentive staff. We missed a scenic drive as a sandstorm was blowing but meant we had more time to enjoy the room.

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: August 6, 2023

    9.0
    Wonderful
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Apartment with Mountain View
    • Stayed 1 night

    Amazing!!!! This place you mustn't miss!!! Very interesting - find out yourself!!

    Stayed in August 2023

  • Reviewed: July 31, 2023

    10
    This is an hidden gem
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 2 nights

    nothing

    Alte Kalkoffen is the definition of an hidden gem. Located in the middle of almost nowhere, the views are stunning, you can spot easily springboks, oryx, mangooses, birds. The care Frankie and Hilde put in every details is unbelievable. Our rooms were spotless: they care every little details. The food is amazing and abundant. You should consider adding it to your itinerary in Namibia if you haven't!

    Stayed in July 2023

  • Reviewed: July 7, 2023

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Beautiful stay, we saw springbokke and Oryx under the tree where the water hole is. There is a large collection of Lithops to photograph and a hiking trail. The food is an absolute must, be hungry as it is gracious portions and extremely delicious and there is a wide variety. Our host was extremely friendly and helpful. The wifi absolutely great! The old rusted decor look is beautiful to take photos of.

    Stayed in July 2023

  • Reviewed: June 29, 2023

    9.0
    Wonderful
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    We had an exceptional dinner. Wonderful food and hosts.

    Stayed in June 2023

  • Reviewed: June 11, 2023

    10
    Absolute Must!!
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Apartment With Shared Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Well equipped self catering, Staff are friendly and welcoming.

    Stayed in June 2023

  • Reviewed: June 1, 2023

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Travelers with friends
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Amazing view from the room. Delicious food. Very helpful stuff. unusual design with many details. Bonus- amazing night sky with millions stars)

    Stayed in May 2023

  • Reviewed: May 30, 2023

    10
    Best stay in Namibia
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Nothing we didn’t like. Can highly recommend

    Everything. The attention to detail for everything was excellent. Spent a wonderful evening on the chalet patio watching game at the waterhole.

    Stayed in May 2023

  • Reviewed: May 23, 2023

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Amazing place, great dinner/breakfast

    Stayed in May 2023

  • Reviewed: May 13, 2023

    10
    Lovely friendly place to stay with added bonus of learning about their wide collection of lithops
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    A lovely place to staff - the owners were extremely friendly and welcoming. The dinner and breakfast were veritably feasts - fasinated by learning about the 'living stones' - lithops - which you could go and see in the glasshouses. So much character and would definitely recommend staying here.

    Stayed in March 2023

  • Reviewed: May 10, 2023

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveler
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Really unique, interesting place to stay. The rooms are beautiful and comfortable.

    Stayed in April 2023

  • Reviewed: March 22, 2023

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    very friendly and helpful host delicious food Great location

    Stayed in March 2023

  • Reviewed: February 17, 2023

    10
    PERFECT!!!
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    There is absolutely nothing to improve here!!!

    Everything was more than fantastic!!! The staff, the house and the extraordinary food and the suroundings, just wow!!!

    Stayed in February 2023

  • Reviewed: February 16, 2023

    10
    A gem to enjoy!
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveler
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Really loved this place wish i stayed longer . Rooms Excellent great interesting decor , outdoor shower, lots of nice touches . Atmosphere fab! Food great and fresh . Staff couldnt do enough for you . Frikkie and his wife Hielda lovely and warm like your elder uncle and aunt . Can view wildlife over dinner . Woke up to a springbok outside my door ! Had a real homestead feel to it.

    Stayed in February 2023

  • Reviewed: January 7, 2023

    10
    The most authentic guestfarm in Namibia!
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    It’s such a great place, where 2 nights should be a minimum!

    A haven of kindness and honest hospitality in the most beautiful part of Southern Namibia! Here we found a food paradise - thanks Hilde and team! The extraordinary activities were the the cherry on the cake 😀 We will be back!

    Stayed in January 2023

  • Reviewed: December 31, 2022

    10
    Very nice and cozy
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveler
    • Double or Twin Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Very nice and friendly hosts and staff, personalized service, good food, very idyllic place. Everything was more than I expected or wanted.

    Stayed in December 2022

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